10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine