10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak