10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)