10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!