10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.