10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes