10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain