10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22