10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003