10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.