10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer