10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fook the floosh droo!