10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die