10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.