10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak