10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.