10 Random Poker Quotes

Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Why not, when some because there are three.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)