10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.