10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright