10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."