10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln