10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."