10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--