10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson