10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon