10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"