10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris