10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fold and live to fold again
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.