10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for loners.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom