10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth