10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha