10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."