10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Fold and live to fold again
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.