10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.