10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• It's Free To Fold...
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."