10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion