10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs