10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --