10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon