10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.