10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo