10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts