10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)