10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.