10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.