10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester