10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.