10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak