10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.