10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.